remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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