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Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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