She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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