Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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