he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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