at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
wow bdsm is so cute
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
