It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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