she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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