I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
