It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
