Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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