belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish i was in the wii world.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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