So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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