he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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