Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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