So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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