Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
is it fun? or sober?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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