no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
