Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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