Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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