Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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