i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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