i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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