do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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