I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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