Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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