I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
50% drunk capacity currently
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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