Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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