So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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