but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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