just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
this must be what syphilis tastes like
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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