I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
