Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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