if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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