U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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