Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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