i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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