If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
did you just send me my own nude
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
