some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she smelled like a LAN party
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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