btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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