Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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