Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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