She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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