No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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