I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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