It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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