If that was your dad, he is hot
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The ass gains better be worth it
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