just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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