Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm passing your future prison.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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