He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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