I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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