FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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