:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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