Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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