ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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