Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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